I love being home alone.
I creep on the neighbors …
I cry over things …
I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …
I go out for a drive …
I do things I’m not proud of …
I sit on the computer for 17 hours …
I eat anything I see …
I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …
I cry some more …
And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”
And, I’m just like …
… Nothing …
If vegetable-oil came from vegetables, and olive-oil came from olives..
Where did baby-oil come from?
(Source: paattereck)











